You're a has been bro cut it out. I made you relevant again.

Lololol @ built like a complete hangman. Legit hilarious

Phil once assaulted a guy and had to join the navy srs. He's very tough. Hides it behind hobo nice guy alcoholic exterior. But he will strait murder u bro I've seen it. Scary. Gets a rage in his eye. Becomes like a zombie from 23 days later. Says 'I'm rage'. So fearful. Drops fireball bottle THEN ACTUALLY SHOOTS A FIREBALL. joins the coast guard. Gets out. His room mate breaks a dish. Rage. Fury. Anger. Scary. Uses his ironic hat to strangle room mate!!! Has to join the park service. Gets out. He's trying to reform but can't. Can't tame the maniac testerone and ferociousness. Beats up a bear with a fig tree. Intense. Toughest fighter. Expert on throwing the metacarpals. Scared.

What?

Amen please don't directly engage me with your posts.

May I know the back story to this? How did he become the one they call rage?

i havent talked shit back and forth since high school

i am always the first to swing, stepping in my direction at all gets you SUCKERED

but honestly i've chilled out majorly the past few years, but i've also taken myself from every single social interaction as well so i honestly don't know how i would react now.

but yea once you get punched in the face pretty good you tend to not want that to happen again, and you end up taking the initiative in any altercation

Getting punched in the face is much worse than you expect. It's not any sort of fun.

Looooll this nig just lookin for reasons to punch a chicks head off.

Yea uhh...i mean...if a bitch looks at me threateningly, if she moves towards me quickly, if her hands are larger then mine, if she got a square lookin chin, if she shops at bon ton, if she light skinned, if she outside, if she gotta car....nahmean...i dont be trynna hit no bitch but look....if she got braids, if she got friends, if she smoke cigs, if she can do 10 pushups, if she graduated highschool, if she got a name thats aggressive, if she trims her eye brows, if she ever been to mcdonalds

Basically if phil even sees a bitch.....she gettin lit up

Rip.

didnt ur nigger ass just assault ur roommate for no reson? stfu ngiger

lamweofiuajnka

testerone

dont test me i gogtz"

testerone

tough .anvy. joined it. tough. coast guard. got a job. risking it. hands. bloody. licks the blood. spits it back out. on the wall, wall says "dont fuck with phil" doesnt know how he makes graffiti blood art with his mouth, just does. born with it. blood on his shirt. moms spaghetti. or is it, who's spaghetti is it? blood spaghetti. blood. vomited on his shirt already. spaghetti. moms machette. dead. shirt already. blonde and ready. moms. spaghetti. eats spaghetti. eats spaghetti off your fucking chest. eats it. bloody knuckles. eating it. navy seals. tough. training. has suit of armor. bayonette he bought. does twirls with it like in the old movies. HUT, SET, SHOOT SOLIDER, *shoots pelican flying in air* very much. hella shoot. much bullet. tough. black. anger. punches the air and sonic boom forms. Genocide video taping it. genos mom gives phil rimjob to ***lm him down. penicicliin is just not real enough, amoxiccilin. serious.srs. phil . tuff. alcohol. "might jsut have to beat this guy up" facing assault charges. faces them, with his own face. punches them. no more assault charges. judge dropped them. dead. lol. lmao tough. scary. hadouke stance, kimono on, scary. suit of armor srs blck guy. Balrog from street fighter. srs punch u with fists. many fists so fast cant evne see punching just animation of fists in one direction cant see it so fast like e.honda when you press x repeatedly just so many hands so fast boobm hear him say "HUHUHUHH" fast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az8r1Xmwjmo

srs fast huhuhmauhmauhmauah FAST srs black blackness got a job FAST

LOLOLO

THIS FAGOT PHIL WICKED TOUGH. SRS. TOGHEST IN THE WHOLE NAVY. FOUGHT A SUBMARINE. SUBMARINE STILL IN COMA. BUT THE SUBMARINE WAS TRYING TO JUMP HIM. WELL 8T WASNT BUT HE THOUGHT IT MIGHT. CUZ IT WAS A CHICK. THE SUBMARINE WAS A WOMAN SUBMARINE. LMFAO PHIL SO STRONG. LEATHER JACKET. GLOVES WOTH FINGERS CUT OUT. HAS A TATTOO OF KNIFE ON HIS ANKLE. LOL REMEMBER WHEN SEADAD WAS HOMELESS AND I BEAT HIM IN A TEXT BATTLE?? LOOOOLL. SEADAD IS MUFF LITE. SEADAD IS MUFF WHITE. SEADAD WINS TUFF FIGHT! SUPER STRONGEST BADASS. HELLO NC IM SUPER TUFFEST PHIL ... IM IN LOVE W THIS BLACKGIRL FROM THE COMPUTER SO I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY ROOMATE. YES HELLO? OPERATOR? PUT ME THRU TO WEINERCIDE. YEA....TELL HIM TO WEAR THE WINTER HAT WITH THE DEVIL HORNS ILL BE THERE IN 6 HOURS. LIVES CLOSE BY. TRAVELING FAR CUZ DISTANCE IS A PUSSY. MILEAGE IS A COWARD. BEAT THE CAR TO DEATH WHEN HE ARRIVED AT WEINERCIDES HOUSE. MUFF CALLS ON PHONE. PHIL? AM I U? PHIL MASTERS MOTORCYCLE DEATH TOUCH. CHIK FIL A CALLS PHIL. HELLO? SADWEATHER? U CALLED ABOUT THE WAFFLE FRIES? ITS NOT CHIK FIL A. SEADAD PUNCHES GENOS MOM LIKE 6 TIMES CUZ HE THOUGHT SHE MIGHT JUMP HIM. GENO GOES ONLINE AN BUYS MORE DEVIL HORN WINTER HATS. PHIL THE MOST CRAZYIEST. DRINKS POISON. POISON IS ACTUALLY WOMAN. DOESNT DRINK HER. PUNCHES HER. SHE WAS A THREAT. HE THOUGJT SHE MIGHT JUMP HIM. TOUGHST.

fuckkkkkkkk

Pretty much.

Fucking gone at gloves with fingers cut off lmao

I would stab Aero in real life. Srs. Either the back of his hand or his bicep. Tear it to oblivion. I don't like that person. I got this nifty little micro tech, that pops out. Really quaint. Cute little 2 and half inch blade. Might do the black ranger kill move at the end also. Just got a clean lumber jack hair cut also, just so y'all know the business. Come to Portland Aero!

What kind stabs though? Quick in n out stab and slash? Stab and twist? @Wise Wiggles

I'll be in Seattle to visit my best friend and uncle. Would you like this hand speed? : )

Whats your jab clocked in at?

Depends on a variety of things, tbh.

I'm nowhere near like how I used to be.. when I was younger it didn't take much tho.