U desperate as fuck


Have u no friends?
No girl to txt

Lmaooo

leaned at orangutang tits.

if her nipples weren't smaller then 3 inches long then they just utters brah.

@Hush

no reception.

cant face time coz of social networking ban


theres a legit reason for the ban in the offshore community

theres sumthin we like to call "jody"

keepin in contact w/ gfs whilst offshore can lead to alot of fukd
up situations

keep in mind some of us are gone months @ a time

theres been countless stories of ppl wanting to immediately go home because of relationship problems

whether it be the female not being able to handle being w/out her guy that long

or a guy having suspicions about "jody" fucking his wife

they tried to curb this by placing a social media ban

it was a srs problem

not just fir the two aforementionrd scenarios but many more that can culminate from that situation yknow?

theyd rather have us leave for health or deaths in the fam. thats it

chopper flights from the middle of the gulf can be quite expensive for the company

speciallu when u leavin jus coz u think ur broad gettin dickd down on the side

makes sense?

@Hush

no reception.

cant face time coz of social networking ban


theres a legit reason for the ban in the offshore community

theres sumthin we like to call "jody"

keepin in contact w/ gfs whilst offshore can lead to alot of fukd
up situations

keep in mind some of us are gone months @ a time

theres been countless stories of ppl wanting to immediately go home because of relationship problems

whether it be the female not being able to handle being w/out her guy that long

or a guy having suspicions about "jody" fucking his wife

they tried to curb this by placing a social media ban

it was a srs problem

not just fir the two aforementionrd scenarios but many more that can culminate from that situation yknow?

theyd rather have us leave for health or deaths in the fam. thats it

chopper flights from the middle of the gulf can be quite expensive for the company

speciallu when u leavin jus coz u think ur broad gettin dickd down on the side

makes sense?

Logic prevails


Show a pic of the boat tho

its too fkn large to capture entire thing

(elevator has 10 floors)

but i did take pics from the smoke deck

its boring tho lol

oo a lifeboat

ooo water

but i got.u. should be comin home soon

transocean has nearly depleted this well we are at

Muff shut the fuck up youre lying obviously

Then why do we still live with mom?

@timeless

whothefuk are u

n wat?

@timeless

whothefuk are u

n wat?

I dare u to address me off this alias

lol
 

lol you guys be wilding up in here.... anyways thanks for the compliments

@Muff vodka had me gassed up last night

whothefukru?

MUFF DIGGITY THE GAWD

MUFF AKA MY SEMEN TASTE LIKE OCEAN SPRAY

nice to meet you

U iz hotter than gonorrhea