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lol wtf
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I chucked quarters at kids that were swimming in a pool.
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I....I tell my girlfriend, it's ok to cook bacon in the microwave
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I have cheated on every girl I've ever dated.
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I piss in every shower I ever shower in. This gives me a sense of conquest.
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I don't wanna touch sandpaper.
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I fucked peanut butter once
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Let it all out Cake
We're here for you |
Getting that post count up I see.
lol u a wild dude tho. Smh. |
I extort pedophiles online so I can eat.
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I was an alcohol.
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I was aborted.
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I used Bing once.
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When I was 13, I stuck my dick in the Miracle Whip and put it back in the fridge without telling anyone.
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Had a fleshlight, roomates found it, I no longer have a fleshlight or friends
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I want to fuck my cousin's daughter.
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I totally let my friend die.
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Once I jerked off in a lake while I was on a camping trip.
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I jacked off two or three times when I was in the van with a Christian band on tour.
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I don´t seed my torrents
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