I'm stoned and on adderall. It's time to write more shit that makes no sense. Prepare yourself fellas.

my shillelagh is armed and ready... weird thing is, i don't even want to hit anyone... you have all become my pixellated friends... aside from the faggots who post in the open mic and don't feed shit... seriously, i've put some fairly legit responses on there and the majority I've got back is a thanks.

ohhhhh, adderall, that used to be my muse, I used to write some shit and edit it over and over and over, have an amazing piece by the end of the night... then I'd wake up the next night and be like... wait, how in the fuck is this supposed to flow, and what is this 9 syllable word

I know. I've been writing with it lately mixed with some lemon kush a friend of mine gave me (nice guy right?). Including my verse this week. I know it won't be popular to the voters, which is what this league is for obviously, but I enjoy it. I spit it and it sounded awesome but reading it is confusing. If all of you haven't noticed this has been my writers challenge league and I've enjoyed it.

Ha, oddly enough an old friend just texted me and said she has a connection for em 30 mg, not the XRs either, fuckin $5 a piece though... But still, I think I might cop a couple

Synchronicity.

Perpendicular to the square.

My rhombus is slightly askew... Sidenote, I just owed like 4" to lthe left of where I expected the stream to hit, not sure if I should be more concerned about testicular cancer or excessive jerking.. awkward real talk

hypotenuse?

I wish I was high on pot-enuse hahaha

Well, I've got some news... For you... More truth... I ain't smoked weed in two... Naw, three weeks... Fuck, wait... It'll be triple of a fifty twoth of a year this Sunday... Drunk again, so my assholishness is exempt, *nod* been unkempt, god, I'm sick of this pretense... Smelling my father's weed scents... Me and my mom both quit, myself , just for the moment, her, 'cause my brother's wife freaked out on some "oh shit,, what ifs" and the jealous mother in law bitch is really behind it all... Cunt motives... And what's close to makin me go crazy... Is that I gotta still supply the dang weed, for them and their lame ass friends, in exchange for the rent, but, hey, I guess its better off than changin again

Would anybody be opposed to me getting the accomplishment listing as "best real ass avy" lol

I'm gonna post a picture of my ass as my avy.

Nope, I think that's 3/3 of the reason I peed to the left

man. a half pint of jack and 15 coronas last night within about 5 hours did quite a number on me. a hair of the dog, see what happens in imagination land.

U better watch it @YDK. That looks tempting. But the other pics of her did her no justice.

Damn bro, just the coronas alone woulda knocked my shit dickless... Can't deal with the liquid content of brewskies... The alcohol, no problem
Hmmmm.... I wonder if you could gastropub some 151/everclear with maltodextrin and snort alcohol...
Shit, I think I may've found the new thing

huh? this e&j treating my alright. how the fuck do i gastropub?
i seen this guy that slangs cars at auctions snort a shot of tequila on tv. true story.
@YDK i'm cool with that.

Lmao... "do you even gastropub bro?"

Maltodextrin basically turns liquids into powder form by encapsulating them inside the molecule. I saw a cooking show where dude turned bacon fat into powder fluff for a topping
Just made me think though, it may be only lipid based liquids that are powderable..
Googling shall ensue, be back in a moment

Lol alright now who do I get to give the accomp?
An word I'd totally snort some everclear chase it wit a perc an drink some jungle juice ta get it all down

am i the only person here who would snort that?