http://i.imgur.com/9zJDNnl.jpg

Good morning :/

Good morning. I actually wish I had a night job. I'm more of a night person actually.

Bust size?

guessing 34c

JW took my guess. We should start taking bets.

Shut up perverts, please try not to be weird and chase away another female member.

I'm looking at the moon...it's very pretty.

How is the moon out in Ireland and in Mississippi? I's confused.

The moon is always out, you just have to think happy thoughts and you will see it.

#physics

Oh wait that's peter pan/flying.

I think probably because both places are dark.

Lately I've been a pessimistic bastard so maybe that's why I never see it. You've given me something to think about cousin Daryl. Thank you.

Edit: Now you change your meaning to gay ass Peter Pan an...wait flying? Even better.

You're welcome, my name has two R's but i will forgive you.

Perhaps you would like to join me in drinking myself to oblivion?

No alcohol :(

I have told you my last name is King right? We probably are cousins. The evidence is:
1)We're both on a forum writing man poems.
2)We abuse way too many substances.
3)I assume since you're male that you're ugly too.
4)Same last name.

It's pretty obvious to me.

Seems legit

1) Correct
2) Correct
3) Hell nooooo
4) Correct

I am beautiful, when God created me every angel in heaven had an orgasm. Even the male angels.

3 out of 4 isn't bad, so I think we must definitely be related.

This is a beautiful moment.

Those angels sound gay as fuck. Ole gay ass angels.

And every dude is ugly, Witty. Half of humans are beautiful which is women. Then theres us...Even ugly ass women are better looking than Channing fucking Tatum.

But we're definitely related. Just a warning though, I hate my family.

Nothing wrong with being gay, it's just having sex with someone that isn't female, it sounds yucky and i don't wanna try but if gay people want to appreciate my sexiness, I see no reason not to let them or to frown upon it.

Every dude isn't ugly....Case in point - I am not ugly....I am a dude.

So you see how I came to that conclusion.

Don't hate me Zenland, I will give you alcohol and drugs.

Nothing wrong with it. It's just gay.

Hmmm...interesting argument but its invalid since you're a man. Or are you not a man? Idk because I've never seen you. You could be a dyke acting like a dude for all I know. That'd be trippy as fuck though so I don't wanna think about that :/

And I'll try not to. I'll save you a seat at the family reunion though so we can do drugs while the rest of our family judges us and we be all like "whatevs" and walk off feeling like the bad kid at the end of Breakfast Club.

Holy shit I have seen you then. I remember one thread where were talking about how you looked like Edward norton on American history x lol

Lmao I remember that too.

BEARD

That beard is glorious.

Thank you. I lied too because we're both fuckin beautiful. Fuh seriousness. And I'm about to get wasted. Found half a bottle of pepe lopez in my fridge in the garage. Ramblings will commence shortly.

@Zenland how often do people make a duck dynasty joke around you?

Metts to the 3rd power

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0T39t-GUTw

This is my favourite show ever, if I could ever really say I had a 'celebrity crush' it would be victoria cohen.

She's crazy smart.

Stephen Fry is the best person who has lived and the most intelligent person on tv, and Alan Davies is simply adorable.

Since I live in Mississippi, too often. One dude at college legit thought I was Action Bronson. He look devestated when I told him the truth.

If I don't get god damn rep points for that fucking beard I'm gonna be pissed.

Without fail, every time I see my parents my dad makes a reference. His consistency is impressive.

You have a huge beard too or your dad just likes the show?

Duck dynasty <3

You are both handsome gentlemons


http://i.imgur.com/szpeYpL.jpg

Lol I've seen that pic before and it's a whole new level of awesome @Witty.

Did you have an alias At PR?

No.

Zenland I will go back to thinking of you as a black hippie

black hippies are a rare breed and for some reason you are one in my head and always will be

but wtf at you not even being a white hippy

Yeah I'm just a dude with a beard. A magnificent one if I do say so.

It's funny you mention black hippies though because my friend Jeremy is just that and he called me tonight and told me he's moving to Colorado to join a community who are pooling their resources together and blah blah blah. And I said dude that sounds like cult and his response was "Yeah I know."

You are not JUST a dude with a beard.

You are a dude with a MAGNIFICENT beard.

Don't listen to Mike Wrecka, you don't have to be a black hippie to be cool.

It helps, but it is not the only criteria.