gone

Certain alternates between dry humor and corny in my mind. I can't quite decide yet.

That was a good one.

Overly inflated lungs, my lungs are too big.

My right nostril was bleeding a little this morning. I haven't done coke in 4 wks, and even then I only did two baby lines. Before that it had been two yrs. so I don't knw wtf is going on with my right nostril. It stopped. But still freaky. It was a baby bleed.

Which somehow makes it harder to breathe?

Don't understand why tbh.

@Split Eight I hope you feel better soon.

@Certain fuck you and your cold, I hope you die.

It's cuz you have too much oxygen in there. I prescribe lighting 3 cigs at once and seeing how long you can take a drag before you feel better.

I'm on it.

I feel sorry for her.

I hope she's ok.

@Certain I don't really hope you die.

I suffer from chronic giganticism of the penis :(

I bet Certain thinks everyone does.

@big baby's votes really are puzzles lol

idk what kinda health coverage free camsluts get. but im guessing therapy aint included

So yeah, this didn't work.

Who needs therapy when you have a dildo?

AMIRITE???

A dilly a day'll keep the DOCtor away

No need for drugs and docs when u got some rubber cocks

To those deciding what to vote on, every thread has been cleared of posts that weren't verses or votes, so just subtract two from the number of replies to see how many votes a battle already has.

I'll be grabbing some Ommegang today and at some point doing some voting. I'll try and get through them all.

Typing on a tablet sucks

Need a smoke, bitches bout to get fucked up.

Thanks for the quote but I really need a mention

@Mike Wrecka

Sorry fir the voting delay I will be getting them in tonight if the server don't go down again. Gotta get my car outta impound somehow lol

It's supposedly stabilized. Apparently the second outage was actually intentional, with the server owners upgrading it.

I just wanna go on record to say that this first round was very dope through and through. Every battle I've read had two good verses, good shit.

what bout my battle oats

yeah shut up fig

Still need links from @Pent uP @Frank @YDK @trap @CopyPat @Mike Wrecka @Nigma @oats @Just Write @Soulstice @Diode @Vulgar @Innovator @Mr. J @Witty @Mordycai @Vividlyvague @dead man @breathless @The Mind Assassin @Fig and @oXus

When due?

Midnight tonight.

I got you. I hate voting from the phone. Hopping on the laptop in a few hours and hurting my brain over these verses.

I have 1 link done. If it wasnt for the site going down id be done...hold ur horses

SON SAVE YOUR VOTES THEN WHEN IT GOES DOWN AGAIN YOU'LL HAVE EM SAVED SO WHEN IT GOE SUP AGAIN BAM DONE BIG BABY STYLE

Just a friendly reminder broski.

I oonly had 1 window open. That was the problem