I couldn't buy the beer anyway since I'm 20 but Chuck E Cheese is a casino for kids. Skrate up. I'd sell beer there too. Let the grown ups get drunk and shell out more money for their kids to waste. It's a genius idea.

Your weekly vote rundown, with 7 hours, 13 minutes until the voting deadline.

You're good: Certain, Adonis, breathless, ZYG, Genocide, Mike Wrecka, ThisisDAM, Mordycai, Vulgar.

I need one more vote: @Mr. J, @Vividlyvague, @patrown, @PancakeBrah.

I need two more votes: @King Ra., @NYCSPITZ, @Just Write, @Clockwise.

I need three more votes: @YDK, @Innovator, @Frank, @symetrik, @Zenland, @Diode.

If I'm incorrect, provide links showing otherwise here or in your battle thread. Thanks.

Sorry I didn't read properly. I overlooked where you said your niece, thus dismissing the age question. And, yes, that shit is expensive. Close to 200 for a five ppl party smh.

Dave & Busters is an adult version of Chuck E. Cheese. Very cool place. Do they have one out your way?

@Certain fuck you.... I'm not voting. But you sure as hell better put me in the line up next week or else......


















































































































































okay, okay- I will vote. But you know you were like HELL NAHHH THIS NIGGER TRIP'N. :)

I will vote really late.

In other words, Vator is stating that he will smoke himself into a trance and not vote at all, nullifying any chance of a win, only to snap out of it and curse the league for not allowing him to make up the votes to get his win, but then after sitting there really thinking about his actions, he will apologize, but won't be disappointed because next week is Wu week, and that pumps him up, that makes him very excited, so he will smoke again, because that is his nature, he does this, all the time, but he'll forget that he took an L for not voting the previous week, so when the playoffs start, he will realize that he can't make it, because he's a win short, and that will piss him off, even though his verse on Wu week is critically acclaimed, but he will go smoke again.... and again.... and again.... like... fuck you and your league, and then signs up for next season with the belief that he will champ it but loses to me in Week 1 and realizes he has yet to improve and smoking is why his skills are hindered.

Never even heard of it. Sounds good though but the only good shit that comes to the south is drugs. True story.

Here in my state (Florida) we have Dave & Busters. Believe it or not, I have never been to D&B. That will change.

Lmao bro Ra has been hyper as hell... @Zenland hooked you up with some adderall didn't he?

Well fuck. Maybe Mississippi's got one somewhere and I just ain't seen it.

And no breathless I'm out of them and glad I am. I've missed sleep.

The Zenmaster has taught me to be a free-spirit. A free-drugged-overdosed-spirit. Lace my weed with coke and let's do the cabbage patch in this bitch.

@Zenland Mississippi has casinos though.... you should definitely go to the casinos.

As long as I've convinced one person I'm doing something right. And I've been to the horseshoe in tunica several times. My uncle used to get comps to free shows and restaurants so we'd all go, but on my 21st I'm getting shit faced there and going broke like every 21 year old should.

My grandparents usually go to Biloxi and play at their casino like once a year. If you win, just remember, I support your drug habits. <3

i need a brain transplant. this one's slow as fuck.

Phone an net still fukin up tryinvote now but ain't been loadin the battle paged

ITT: YDK trying to dodge voting this week. Fuck you, homie. What's up though?

Hey @Certain I voted you fascist.

cakes vs. vulgar is a hell of a battle. clash of the antitheses

good shit you guys.

@dead man for curiosity's sake are you a nigga?

YDK'S fone an innernette fuckin up but he has time to bump his OM 4x in two hours teehee

i will vote, but they won't be the usual quality. need to get to bed, flying to nj early tomorrow for the wake and then funeral.

what just happened.

@Certain

I voted on ThisIsDAM vs symetrik, Innovator vs YDK. If I need to paste the link here let me know. I may vote on some more if I feel good.

AHHHH, it all makes sense now. :)

@Certain

my battle is locked so..

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=30093
http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=30096
http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=30101

Thanks, all. That leaves us with this breakdown at the three-hour mark:

I need one more vote: @Mr. J, @Vividlyvague.

I need two more votes: @NYCSPITZ, @Just Write, @Clockwise, Innovator.

I need three more votes: @YDK, @Frank, @Zenland.

Innovator, I see you voting. I'm going to put laundry in and vote on what's left.

@ThisisDAM, don't worry, I saw your votes.

no show love.
 

@Diode - feels like a car crash. gone in a flash/ ride for others/ gauges are filled/ and i guess parking lot would be indicative of driving but.. i still felt it from your word choices.

favorite line..
cause and effecting your affection, you're leaving me ill
least favorite line..
depression and dejection, you know i'm serving it

altogether you hit the topic very well. instead of giving some kind of literal story, you instead captured the essence of the photo and drew some emotion out of it's perception. well executed, although a tad abrupt.

@breathless - fuuuck. almost halfway through i wanted to start typing out something along the lines of, " it's missing something," but once i got to the end.. i realized you were setting me up for that final moment of "oh fuck," which i did experience. i can take this piece apart and dissect it stanza by stanza.. but really, in the end, i feel like you wrote a compelling tale and led your audience along with a bitter ass(es) carrott. great job. well done.

Thanks. Nice job too Symmetrik

For the record, I have no idea what would happen if Frank doesn't vote.

@Mike Wrecka

thanks for the feedback, patrown.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?p=2...d=1#post205333

YOU'RE NEXT!!!!! Diode...

Voting from my phone, pardon the brevity.

@Diode

This was a somber, concetrated piece a lot more serious and emotion driven than last week. The narrative intertwined with that consistent flow really made the piece standout in my mind afterwards. Even though the clearest connection to the topic came at the end, it felt like a culmination-to rather than a thrown in notion to tie it in. I would have had a tough time with that one, but LGBT rights may have played a role if that pic was my topic. MVGT diode (lol).

I loved the drop, Diode. I hope you go against a physical opponent next week. That was a waste of a lotta dope.

Battles are closed. Thanks to everyone who voted. Pray for my laptop, or you may not get Certain's Corner this week.

Sorry bout the lack of voting. I'll vote in future weeks to make up for my douchebaggery.

@patrown thanks for the feed broskie