apparently i can get down with black ipas, there's another black / cascadian i gave 5 stars to besides the holy city:

Serious Madness
Brewery: Mad River Brewing Company
Style: Black IPA / Cascadian Dark Ale
ABV: 8.6%
First Had: Feb 22nd 2013
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hahahaha i named and created it

rob @ house of brews down here took the imperial biscotti break and ran it through a randall with fresh jalapenos.

he has loco foods on site cooking burritos to order that day.

so i named it rob's breakfast burrito, naturally.

Me as well, it's why I was ready to roll my eyes. But you didn't go overboard and it fit.

Basically, you like really heavy beer. I do, too.

Action's open on what time Frank posts his verse.

11:55 +/- 4 Minutes
2/3 Odds

11:50 Or Earlier
6/1 Odds

No-Show
20/1 Odds

PM me for bets.

neutral's a foreign, whoever he is.

"paralysed" <---

hmm. english isn't signed in. and he's been baiting me around the disc forum lately.

Putting my story together right now. Epic-approved.

Hey have a fosters, plenty left

i'll take 11:55.

Easy money.

Just chill, pull up a pew & sink a Fosters.

Likelihood to no-show odds:

1-300 Witty
1-40 Rawn MD
1-20 Aesthetic
1-7 Alphabet
1-3 King Ra.
1-2 dead man
1-1 Dill Pickle
1-1 Black Glacier
1-1 Soulstice
2-1 dull boy
2-1 Mr. J
3-1 Verb
5-1 Geo Oats
6-1 Split Eight
8-1 dyedinthewool
20-1 Frank
30-1 Vividlyvague
50-1 Innovator
ILLBANTHISFUCKER-1 Diode

lmao @ 1-300 and i'llbanthisfucker

I decided to drink one of those bottled Starbucks Frappuccinos right now. It's 11:46 p.m. here.

But I don't work tomorrow.

I would put down a year's salary on Witty no-showing, but it would only pay out about $200.

Frappucinos are extra calories for a slight boost in energy

nothxjeff

Lmao

They're really, really good. My normal Starbucks order is a large (venti? I always say "large") iced vanilla latte with an extra shot of espresso.

you can't ban me. you can have someone ban this account, but i can't be gotten rid of.

thilly!

time to eat dinner. then a shower. then maybe after an hour of laying around i'll start writing.

I meant from the league. I would never ban you from boarding. We need you because who else would get so worked up over idiots? Oh, everyone. We don't really need you. But I'll let you stay.

Also, I wouldn't actually ban you from the league for one no-show.

Fig is banned, though. Fig will never join this league. Fuck Fig.

i would love for you to make a financial wager on preventing me from boarding here.

trolololololololol

trolalalalalala

DIODE, WHY CAN'T YOU READ, YOU FUCKING BITCH? I JUST SAID I WOULD NEVER BAN YOU FROM BOARDING.

your diode impersonation needs work, certain

also shit, i owe sharp/split 12 lines for huth's thournament

except i am down 7 votes to start that match

so i mean.. do i bother?

also you added a loss to my tally for the no show, kindly remove it
@El Pancake

I'll ghostwrite for you. Nothing but punchlines about dead jazz musicians.

And don't cry to El Pancake. He can't save you. (Actually, he probably could. He's a resourceful and talented young man.)

But I did fix the records.

you've been promoted to admin now?

...

this is like snape killing dumbledore

I've been an administrator for something like three months, friend. I'm basically a legacy hire.

namix lives for this shit.

Is this some sort of commentary on my ability to administrate a text-rap message board? I was an administrator at RhymeNReason before Project RHYME even existed, son.

I have credentials.

i'm just having fun with you, certain.

like veritas but less obtuse.

I'm very good at sensing sarcasm, diode.

Distraction

coming along at all?

5 awful bars thus far

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYSUEXmA9E

this killed me

crap. i need to start writing soon. i get up at 9 on saturdays. and every day that's not sunday.

I'm very iffy about The Decemberists overall but 'The Engine Driver' is one of the my favorite songs. Period.

edit for link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG1FlsgLQQY

*sigh*

I'm getting no showed.

Certain's professionalism kills me sometimes. He's so strict that he says El Pancake without a tag. Dude's all about dat dere correctness.