thank you

let's get internet wasted

I'm watching Parenthood and drinking Maker's Mark and water. Parenthood is the most real-life show I've ever seen.

Also, I'm way too much like a 50-year-old for a 26-year-old.

Wait, Just AND Diode had a family member pass, damn bruhs, sorry to hear that...
But my heartless humor cannot contain itself...
Didn't realize you guys were Filipino

they had a surprisingly low number of deaths considering what ran through there. i was expecting indonesia 2.0.

vanilla porters for me. saving the scotch for tomorrow. have to fly up to nj for the wake and funeral. always fun on 2 days notice. the airlines totally give a shit.

Yea, it'll rise though, 100 is the last count I read, but its always the aftermath that ends up being the worst, its weeks away from their harvest time, floods wrecked their crops

@Frank, wake up.

So, if @Split Eight legitimately fell asleep can we please allow him to post his verse immediately upon waking up?

i guarantee i could out BAC you right now. i'm going to get one of those home breathlyzers.

i guarantee i'm at least .2 right now.

midnight.

@Adonis don't tag me you tag teaming, dick in the booty asking niggas ass bitch.... Whaddup tho'? <3

That beat go harder than my dick. But when I'm stiff stiff, the stick game is unbelievable. Waterfalls is certain.

makers mark the shit though.

whoever said scotch - try out aberlour. that shit is tits. double delicious.

I blew a .187 when a party got busted back when I was 16, but I was only like 6 shots in, had taken one right when they came in the door, one of the cops seen me leanin on the wall after he made everyone else blow, like 10 minutes had gone by, and asked if I was alright, I was like "yea, I only blew a .187", tried tellin me that's almost alcohol poisoning and could take me to the hospital... Looked him in the eye and said "how does that work when I'm still able to remember exactly what I blew?" He just said "yea, good point kid" left me alone after that

is your point a 187? or am i looking too deep into things... hrmm.

Im out drinking all of u right noe

Thanl god for auto correct
Fuck u niggas

It's not a competition. Unlike topical battling.

You're all druggies. You're all gonna end up like fucking @Zenland. Peaceful, nice but fucked up in the head from reality's perspective.

If it was a comp jess could out drink us all lol she use ta drink a fifth of jose gold before walking to the bar lmao

point taken. but it really is a competition.

how far is your head up this girls vagina? seriously?
do you have a miners hat on? with a fancy light?
it must be narrow up there. cuz you're buried fairly deep in it.
no hate. all love. just saying.

Lmao, nah, just a true story, I wish I'da had the balls back then to yell... Murda was the case that they gave me!

I just hit up Sharp Nine telling him he had to show since Split Eight is a bitch. No worries, breathless.

Pat you see dat ass right?
My penis head is all the way up in it

Pat you see dat ass right?
My penis head is all the way up in it

Sharp nine? Is that split's better half or something?

Sharp Nine is Split Eight. They just don't know it.

They know it...they know

i almost choked on my bagel-wich . no hate bro. no hate. juuuuuust saaying.
what had to be said. that is all.

I could eat infinite sourdough pretzels.

lol you good bro

@Certain

I'm going to stop posting links for my votes cool?

You keep deleting my sign in for my battles so I figure you don't care

Thanks

Are you incapable of posting in the thread? Others don't seem to have a problem.

Y'all niggas never sleep, huh?

6-12 bro???


That's a fuckin travesty


You're better than that. Maybe you should get more sleep so you can prove your expectations of I

Lmfao. Dude, most of those L's are no shows. I slack, tbh. But I'm bout to get on full grind mode.... (that means TWO things). The King will rise. (that also means TWO things.)

I'll holler at y'all laters. Time to do some number analysis and then take my ass to sleep. Yes, I called myself an ass. Because I'm a bigger ass than the dunk on YDK's girl.

Prove it.....

I gurantee you look twice as good in a thong, but there will be doubters. Show em Keith

fucking sick. good shit. im amped

Dooooope