plants reggie seeds in used tim horton cups outside his laundry room/bathroom/closet window every year with no success

smokes stems anyways

Foreplay consists of Beefaroni, Duck Commander & anal

Convinced apple juice is produced on the outer wall of his widowed fathers bedroom from a hole with a familiar scent flaked with red squiggles he recognizes as his dads pubic hair

hand stitched the g unit logo on his tshirt with the remains of teddy bears he viciously slaughtered in role-playing hostage scenarios

Buys doo rags at Rite Aid & tells the cashiers he's light-skinned

sampled multiple Korn songs to rap over for a diss directed at his 8th grade science teacher

applied to be in a PSA for drunk driving, when asked about 'dramatic experience during and after youth' he sobbed out 'space camp' and collapsed








he got the gig

Has a basket on his bike to hold his Razor scooter

this nigga cashes his checks in the hood then drives the money to his ATM next to his house

green screens himself into harlem for AOL video chats with craigslist posters in w4w

First multi-syllable rhyme involved "Billy Ray Cyrus" & "Killaz' AIDS virus"

In 98 ran on stage of americas funniest home videos to ask bob sagget to autograph his favourite 20 favourite pogs

wore a 10deep snap to his grammas funeral

his idea of the american dream is welfare and squatters rights

everyone still posting in here has no life

Smokes leaves through paper towel rolls & can tell you the difference between an oak & a Balsam Fir

last G he killed was on Zoids collectibles

drives a 91 grandam

brags about it only having 90k miles

Plays strip poker with his aunts & uses chicken bones as chips

alvin karpis uses gkillaz 50cent apparel to hide his jersey collection