If God hates Michael Cera, why is Michael Cera so ubiquitous, rich and better than you?

http://theblemish.com/2013/11/michae...de-girlfriend/

Cuz he sold his soul to the devil? Explains both qualifiers. If god really knows all, then he would def hate Michael cera.

http://theblemish.com/images/2013/11...ix-640x403.jpg

I, for one, welcome our new bird-human overlords.

Cera's an ugly annoying talentless douche.
there, I said it

OK, I'm not that big a Michael Cera fan (and am only going out of my way to defend him because I find oats' tirade way over the line). But if we bring Alia Shawkat into this, we might be done forever.

Do you want that, El Pancake?

who the fuck is alia shawshank

I was just saying Michael Cera has a bird face in that photo.

Is ALea Shawkheart Maybe from the show? She's cool.

OK. Michael Cera is ugly. I agree with that comment.

But that "ALea Shawkheart"/"Maybe" comment hurts me inside. Alia Shawkat plays Maeby Funke on Arrested Development.

I've had enough of this. I'm going to go watch How I Met Your Mother and True Detective.

So I thought about making this a topic in Disc but thought it wouldn't be that interesting. But this topic is sufficiently weird so here's a porn website's live feed of searches. It's a haunting and hilarious look into the psyche of our internet brethren

http://www.pornmd.com/live-search

I don't watch arrested development, just got cable back tho so its not like I purposely avoid it

It hasn't been on TV in a decade. Netflix Instant has all four seasons.

omg this is fuckin comedy gold lmao

It's interesting that porn is so male-dominated that "lesbian seduces girl" is considered a "straight" search.

Oooooooh how I met your mother <3

that site is brilliant

had a death in family. so this is finally started huh? checked on it for like 2 weeks and then it pops up when i have important shit going on smfh. sry bout the no show. will sign back in at some point

Understood, but the deadline is Thursday. And that was stated in the sign-up post, which was only up for five days.

Come on geno. Don't give tysons ass a free win bro

@Objective, post you bastard. Im like a little kid, i can't wait til christmas (thurs) bro!