It's not a character. I'm dead inside.

Feel free to comment on them in here.

Or if you have time you could write the no-show shine section of the magazine.

I don't believe that.

lol my nigga

I was happy once.

It was a good day.

@Fig I am writing

When you have a wiener dog it's hard not to be happy.

I'm even happier today. Mac and cheese? Egg baked in an avocado? Avocado dark chocolate truffles? Wisconsin??

Happiness.

@Certain thats not what I said and you know it

lol i didn't even notice the edit until oats pointed it out.

I assumed Certain was just quoting it because he agreed.

What is weiner dog? Is it sausages...I just ate sausages.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/852ac7fbb...ydoo1_1280.jpg

this is Thor (my weiner dog) (I guess also my dog weiner but I'm not a weirdo like that)

Oh a sausage dog...OK

I have seen Thor before...he is super cute.

Also, my dad made a Gustav meme!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...41744381_n.jpg

Buster with Dave and Gus when they were just little kittens...before they became KILLERS!!! RIP Dave :(

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/...21456286_n.jpg

Gus on the bottom, Dave on the top.

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/...94727525_n.jpg

Once again....RIP Dave....such a good kitty :(

http://i.imgur.com/leoOBM5.jpg

My little king.

did u stab out the dogs other eye like you did that innocent boy?

Oreo is awesome.

Really though?

I would never hurt a puppy. I'll let a car hit me b4 my lil jigga.

If some stupid boy took your crayons and said something about your momma in the 2nd grade wouldn't you attack?

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/...04383383_n.jpg

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/...67705747_n.jpg

I would have chopped his body into little pieces and put them on his desk the next day.

LOL WTF IS THAT CAT DOING

He likes to chill on the roof, he knocks the window to be let in, and the window opens up and out so he sits on it while it opens then jumps in.

Cats are straight weird. They're smarter than dolphins. True story.

Witty would be a cat person. that's a goofy cat though, I like the first picture

@El Pancake - Yeah they are crazy smart...ppl think they aren't as smart as dogs because you can't train them...I say they might be smarter for the very same reason.
@oats - I'm not a cat person, as such..I'm an animal person. I love pretty much all animals. He is goofy tho lmao

I feel you. I love all animals, just dogs more than cats. I like cats though, just probably will never own one myself.

I would love a kitten. But it would kill me and for what it's worth, I want to live

@oats unless you have an allergy I would definitely recommend getting a cat. They require very little care or attention, food and water and a place to sleep, that's all they really need, and the hilarity and joy they can bring just by being cats is priceless.
@dyedinthewool - yes that would be advantageous.

Fa show

Witty stays posting dead cats.

Witty sick fuck

Let me introduce you to Moomoo..

http://i60.tinypic.com/2wom0k7.jpg

MooMoo looks chill as fuck.

That cat is alive. Good work, Le Wise Ways.

And her sister Lola

http://i60.tinypic.com/23siudx.jpg

She big boned

No go on the no show shine. Not sure if I would be able to finish today and busy all day Monday.

@Potheads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFwORyKak-0