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If he stepped on a nail hed bleed minimim wage
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Nigga got a package of Big League Chew signed by Geoffrey Giraffe in a safety deposit box he hopes will put his grandkids through college
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if you put Blacketh through an antimatter wormhole, GKillaZ would come out the other end, covered in a light film of Pediasure and Kenny G casettes
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Nigga thought private school was having the gym teacher fondle your dick & balls behind the bleachers every Tuesday
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Smoked rat poison out of a gas can then blew a rail of drano off his sisters cooter
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Stole the 'm' in this sites url just to do a Stan duet, sings elton johns section
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Graduated from private school
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Is this nigga wearing loose fitting pajama jeans?
He has dreams of opening up an interior design business where the only material he deals with is shag rug. |
runs the crips set on Club Penguin. hoping that when virtual reality comes to fruition he can use the web of lies as a hammock to cure his violent sleep apnea
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Sent a job application in to Insane Clown Posse
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once got Jam Scamm'd by his dad, pretending to evict him from his apartment. when his dad revealed his identity, he told him he was adopted
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Got into a fist fight with his dad/roommate when he switched his "piss" Mountain Dew bottle with his "ash" Mountain Dew bottle
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Named his pokemon trainer Michael Vick and beat the elite 4 with 6 growlithes
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situational irony has become four of his six food groups
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Has a marboro windbreaker covered in catshit stains
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This nigga thought Game Boy Color was a racial slur
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He came out of the womb wrapped in a condom
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dude requests his drinks are shaken, not stirred. every. single. time.
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