Personal GOAT band, obv.

Take your condescension elsewhere. I have no time for it.

What does that mean? Does this mean I'm some kind of strange third sex?How did I fall in to this third gender subsection? Explain yourself turd.

Srs.

Hey I was so tired I fell asleep on my couch and I kept having this dream that I couldn't sleep and I was freaking out because I was awake but I knew that I wasn't awake and I just wanted to get back to sleep even though I knew I was already asleep and it felt like something very heavy was on top of me and I was sweating profusely and it was for really scurry.

Does this mean I have demons inside me?

Do you want to topical battle?

Due in a day, 2 tops

Also, that sounds like sleep paralysis

It's fun, happens to me from time to time

Yes sir.

Also, what does sleep paralysis mean?

I don't know the science behind it but I would explain it as being conscious while your body is still asleep

@Certain could you be a doll and pick a topic? I will pay you in rep

Can I get a line Extension??


I keed I keed

Witty vs. Fig

That's rich.

Just so rich.

You guys make me chortle.

If we both show, you have to vote

Because of your chortling. fuckin faggot. fuckin warchortle

it is kinda rich.

Yeah I doubt we'll both show

But like, maybe we will?

@Fig and @Witty, your topic is Bauvard's "I shed a tear when I meet someone who always quits."

Alternate: Jarod Kintz's "I'm unreliable, admittedly, so you can't believe me when I say I'm unreliable."

Nice.

I expected that from you certain

I want you to know that I.expected that, okay?
@Witty you wanna write to one of them screwey topics or something more gooder?

I'm good with one of those, or another one.

I find the choice of topic in a battle to be of little relevance tbh so it's whatever you feel is the best, I am eassssy.

Supa ninja skills

@Fig and @Witty:

"Broken Promises and Fixed Testicles"

Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in a different form

That sound good?

Oh, or certains topic

I dunno now

I like them both