fuuuccckkkk doin acid with strangers in 'sippi lol

If we were doin acid together we'd be all kinds of fucked up @Zenland. I might really think you're hagrid bro lmao

Is that you in your avy? You look just like a friend of mine from highschool. Patrick

yeah its me in the avy lol i'm not this Patrick you speak of though are you saying there is another godly figure like me waltzing this earth?

@YDK strangers always end up coming because they're friends of friends and they just drink. So when they see me tripping and dancing half naked by a bonfire they don't know how to react. It makes me laugh every time.
@Just Write when I'm tripping I can do magic like making more acid appear from my personal stash. So in a way I guess I am Hagrid. Maybe we all have a little Hagrid in us. Yeah...*takes another hit off this joint*

Lmao. You just made me laugh and I am so grateful. This was awesome.

Hagrid is banned from using magic.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE, CERTAIN.

That has scarred me internally

Mission Accomplished.

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someone has to stop Witty's gifcapade

I have just the guy for the job


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Oh my dear Michael, surely you know by now that you can not stop me, you can only join me.

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lol @ the seemingly homoerotic dick discussion and insecurity about non consummated vaginas and their inherently lustful allure to better equipped opposite gender genitalia.

mustachia would never leave me, and if they leave you for that, then theyre doing you a favor

#babyadvice
#drbaby
#dontcallveritascallme
#whatsundergenosbeanie

'tis just a female, there are billions of them.

There is only one of this guy, and he loves you.

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Fact. I fuck hotter bitches than you.

Dinosaur Riding Jesus Fighting Unicorns > Bald Jesus


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I am a big believer in the power of Astronaut Jesus

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but ultimately I like to pray to Sloth Jesus the most


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I tried not to....I really did.