lmaaao this bodied me

Leading stockholder in YOLO Ent.

Considered an innovator in the field of math puns

Cowriting the BET reality show Black Eye for the White Guy

considers the benefits of all weather tires to be perfectly acceptable pillow talk

If love his a drug, the texture of his palms is a DB Mart one hitter

The material used to make synthetic school bus pleather was inspired by his solo in the fifth grade school production of Bye Bye Birdie

dips huevos rancheros in skim milk

has driven to every landmark mentioned in Death Cab for Cutie's discography

wrote his admissions essay to Harvard about his passion for erasable pens

Keeps a Siracha bottle handy at all times, for various chips and crackers.

yo that all purpose tire shit murdered me.

grew up in a town full of caucasians and was still the whitest kid in school

This dude jerks off to re-runs of That's So Raven with his little sisters gym socks

described in cocktail terms Sha is a perfect mix of Kendrick Lamar and Mr. Rogers, with just a splash of McLovin

Licensed to twill

He isn't Gamble lol

@Witty i pointed that out to them in the first page haha but it did not stop the roast


turned out well either way

wove a unity quilt for him and his homeboys after the arcade fire vs skyzoo debate of 2008

considers quest love a traitor for joining late night with jimmy fallon

knits hackysacks in the quad while listening to j cole via beats by dre

works in a cauliflower dojo

Idgaf. Post of the roast.

got front row Jodeci concert tickets for his bar mitzvah

Gusmao the picklejuice man