1. Vulgar (terrorist)
2. Dead man (cigarette smoker)
3. Totoro (eventual champion)
4. Certain (time on his hands)
5. Bags (the shit)
6. ZYG (ALIEN)
7. Big Baby (lol)
8. Pent Up (O.G ALIAS)
9. Frank (underdog)
10. Ill Nik-A (SENIOR CITIZEN)
11. Baron mynd (CAMP FIRE WINNER)
12. Split 8 (MOST IMPROVED WRITER OF 2013)
13. Mike Wrecka (nice)
14. Wise ways (WILD CARD)
15. VividlyVague (SEMI FINALS + OATS)
16. Oxus (WILDCARD)
17. Trap (OLD SCHOOL VET)
18. Witty (RB HOF)
19. Mr J (CYPHER THREAD THREAT)
20. Zenland (SLEEPER)
21. Adonis (PR SNOB)(TELL BARAKON I SAID WHATTUP @split 8 ROFLMAKJLE;D)
22. Copypat (SOLID)
23. Veritas (DARK HORSE)
24. Just Write (U.S.A)
25. Breathless (UNDERDOG)
26. YDK (WIFEY + BABY AVATAR)
27. Objective (PARAGRAPH COMMENTER)
28. Innovator (DRUNKEN MONKEY STYLE)
29. Symetrik (JOBBER)
30. Coup (ISRAELITE)
31. Fig (JOBBER)
32. Jimmy (JOBBER)

I actually quit.

Someone give me their spot in exchange for a dimebag

actually?

He's talking about Totoro calling him a cigarette smoker.

RESERVE

@TopicalDood5


c'mon man, you can't be serious with a name like that

Soul deserves a spot over at least 28 other participants at the very least. Make it happen @PancakeBrah

There's also the issue of preparing to face, say, Jimmy, and getting stuck with a tagged-in @TopicalDood5 (I can change that to something else if you'd like).

i'm gonna win it all guys

sorry

Will Soulstice show every round?

I'd hate to put someone who signed up as a reserve just for him to no show.

Obviously would like to have him in the tourney.

If you write lesser because of the opponents name and end up losing soul or UhOh being tagged, youd likely lose anyways

he meant cock.

dood is probably top 5. for a guy who writes topicals. a topicalist? hate those words.

you're gonna freewrite in all caps about Xerxes and people will vote against you because they don't understand. fuck people.

He's one of the greats.

Show some respect, peasant.

lmao reminds me of textbattlerd00d_2001

1. Vulgar (WIKIPEDIA MOST VISITED WEBSITE)
2. Dead man (IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH POPPY SEEDS AND ITS COMPLICATED)
3. Totoro (FAVORITE WORD: CHERUB, ANGELIC, DETRIMENTAL)
4. Certain (DERRICK ROSE WRITER. BREAKS OTHER KNEE)
5. Bags (LOST WEIGHT, BUT DIDNT GAIN CONFIDENCE)
6. ZYG (PHOTOSHOPS HIMSELF IN WITH CANIBUS)
7. Big Baby (SHITS IN DIAPERS AND FUCKS THEM)
8. Pent Up (THINKS HES TOO GOOD TO BREATHE *PASSES OUT*)
9. Frank (USES QUOTATIONS IN HIS TOPICALS)
10. Ill Nik-A (LOOKS LIKE THE SITUATION IF HE WAS FAT)
11. Baron mynd (TAKES CPR CLASSES FOR THE 1 ON 1 ACTION)
12. Split 8 (MOST IMPROVED BUTT)
13. Mike Wrecka (DOESNT LIKE OM WRITERS CAUSE HIS OMS GET SLEPT ON)
14. Wise ways (HOT SISTER)
15. VividlyVague (FAKE OATS)
16. Oxus (BRITISH AND RAISES HIS PINKY A LOT)
17. Trap (NAME BACKWARDS IS PART)
18. Witty (NAMES HIMSELF WITTY BUT YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF HIM CAUSE HES NOT WITTY CAUSE HIS NAMES WITTY?)
19. Mr J (SUPPOSEDLY A JOKER BUT HAS NEVER LAUGHED NOR TOLD A JOKE)
20. Zenland (GUY WHOS NAME IS FAMILAR BUT NOBODY ACTUALLY REMEMBERS HIM)
21. Adonis (REMINDS ME OF INNOVATOR CAUSE BOTH FEMININE)
22. Copypat (VOTED 4 BARACK OBAMA JUST TO RHYME HIS NAME)
23. Veritas (NAMED HIS FIRST PUBIC HAIR 'JESUS')
24. Just Write (DOESNT JUST WRITE AT ALL)
25. Breathless (DOESNT TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY)
26. YDK (HAS PICTURES OF FAT BUTTS AND HIS BABYS FACE. SAME THING.)
27. Objective (GETS OFFENDED ABOUT VIRTUALLY ANYTHING)
28. Innovator (ADONIS'S FRATERNAL TWIN (gAY))
29. Symetrik (FILLER)
30. Coup (NO E TO BE ORIGINAL)
31. Fig (BIRDHORSE 3-9)
32. Jimmy (FILLER)

I don't anymore, but I used to change my writing strategy based on opponents all the time. It served me well, and if I were more invested in winning these days, I would go back to it. Frank is known for it, and he's made the AOWL championship with that strategy.

i was not around before '09, late '08 at the earliest. maybe he's paying homage?

btw the upper classes are supposed to raise their pinky. i'm not.

I was going to pick my favorite (maybe CopyPat?), but these are all great.

PancakeBrah vs. Frank, the magazine:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=44359