I have much to say about this.

you're a psychologist, why you holding back?

is it because you have repressed issues regarding your sexuality?

I have repressed issues regarding my sexuality. I am secretly attracted to women but keep fucking men because I dunno if I'll be accepted as a straight man.

i'm sexually attracted to midgets but keep fucking average to tall women because they're all i can find :(

>woman
>fashion designer
>photographer

Lol

So talent much success

except for this one girl who i met on the internet. she was 4 foot 11 and 18 and i was 21. it was the most magical 85 seconds of my life

Cut them in half.

Close enough.

you're implying that women have talent

Lol

:)

Hi.

You shouldn't be sexist, that's bad.

You're bad.

i'm still waiting on veritas to confirm he is not a virgin

@evil big baby

fucking gone, son.


looks like Bayonetta breastfeeding a concentration camp corpse back to life with breast milks.

I can confirm that I enjoy fapping in nursing home sinks. I can confirm that I am uncomfortable knowing that you know me, and I have no idea who you are. I can confirm that she is a "part time stripper plus she do hair" as we say in the states, I can confirm she is not to be trusted.

i can confirm that you are not busting.

let us not deflect. Stick to the topic.

Do you trust her?

what the fuck is going on?

Lucos or profit. Worst new boarder.

Can't decide.

Its Profit, actually.

So bad.

by defacto you are deflecting. i asked you if youre a virgin 4 hours ago. i trust nobody.

im ncg 1.0 faggot i dont even know you

scratch. im BRAGGINWRITES representing.

I am a virgin. I make no qualms about it, in fact I relish in the strength of my discipline.

so you do not trust her then right?

All NCG 1.0's know that you don't try and derail your own roast threads and triple posts prove MAD BRO. Ask 'em.

fair enough?

part time stripper plus she do hair cuz.

i dont trust anyone. i'm old and smart enough to know better

so you are ok with her shady past? and the fact that she is cheating on you now?

i'd ask david lame but he's clearly been deported. i dont know most the other people here except diode but he's been lurking since bboys

im ok with the fact that no matter what diseases i contract, they probably came from your mother

Fair enough, carry on, sir.

congrats on the chick in the pic and whatever is happening behind the white box.

well, so much for maturity. have a great day guy.

jack daniels and a visit from the bro/fiancee in 48 hours. i'm gold. had a really bad week

oh I am sorry, would you like to talk about it?

lol srsly tho did anyone EVER get in touch with david lama after he disappeared from NC's? he was the most dedicated text nerd to ever grace text, he must be dead or in jail surely. i remember him being on parole and that being the reason he stayed online in the first place. maybe there will be a second coming and nc's will light up in the grace of B.E. REBORN

my brother's a counsellor so sorry, i know your underhanded tactics

dude I am trying to put you over but you are making it very difficult, I am going to go now.

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fuck off

time to bring in arn anderson

this terry taylor approach ain't working, v

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Shall I return to my roots ^^^^^ ?

sticking your face in a black man's crotch?