what do you play LW

i eat fucking human meat via telekinesis

Nah I stick fight/ping pong/golf/volleyball/cornhole/darts/baseball/football/soccer/basketball/floorhockeyin4-6grade/discgolf/laddergolf/pool/kickball/wallball/PELT/and so on nigga du fuck u do

I usually play DS


dangling sniper

I play either wing

wise hows ur golf game?? i try to get out like 30ish times per summer, im hella inconsistent. golf can be very frustrating. but i usually aint taken er too serious

But Golf is about 80 % mental
the other 20% is beer

ice hockey/ floor hockey/ rubberbladehockeyingrade3-4/ handball/ baseball/ squash/ paddleball/ racket ball/ football/ soccer/ basketball/ darts/ LOLfuckis cornhole/ tetherball/ golf/ discus/ taichi/ mma/ judo

my swing is horrible but i drive 250 and my ball goes str8

I live a life of leisure, and golfing is probable
Look wicked nice in t-shirts, rockin the collar bro
Lacoste on my collar bones, keeping me comfortable
I’m honestly ballin so completely in summer yo
You can see me in fuckin boats fishing for bass
Or leading a couple strokes, kicking your ass
I’m ripping it past ya when I grip it and blast it
Cause I’m sick with it mastered every sport in the book
And my swing isn’t hampered with unfortunate hooks

futbol/ tennis/ racquetball/ trackrat/ kneedrag/ cycle/ puck/ beirut/ SLAPCUP/ XC/ longboard/ karaTAY/ marksmanship/ 8ball

basically anything that requires leg strength and agility. minus pool lmao

I hit 300 w/a 3 iron. Not consistent but still solid with most irons. I have a "baseball swing" they say. So hella quick backswing. My pops been a super intendant at a course since I've been on this earth. Sooooo lol

But uh

Yeah I do that judo/balisong/sword&dagger/arnis/Raveneye's/tennis/white crane Kung fu/skateboard/wakeboard/snowboard/rockclimb shit also

Wise do u EDC a knife

shit thats sick wise. u pretty much a scratch golfer then?? what do u usually shoot? whats ur best round? i wish i had the hookup like that. 300 with a 3 iron is retaaaarded. golf is so expensive fuck. thats why i love tennis too. free. i actually play a shitload of tennis in the summer, i'm a better tennis player than golf, better hockey player than both.

yeah I haven't played tennis in years but I remember being decent. And shit nah I ain't scratch golfer lmao. I just started playing semi consistently about 3 yrs ago. But I can keep up with most peoples drivers using a 3/4 iron. I'm more baseball savvy than anything. Been playing vball when the weathers nice with the crew hardcore g'd out and shit but yeah I'm usually down for whatever when it comes to activities.

writing/reading/boxing i aint a jack of all trades, im a master of a few. Yes, you can master reading. I have a vote cast for the certain/mike battle but i really don't wanna vote unless necessary because if i do vote for one or the other i think either party will be upset, for some reasons im not disclosing @PancakeBrah should i cast?

one handed backhand of peace

I have a butterfly knife glow stick, if thats what you mean. This stripper bitch and I do sinwali's as well with the patternized foam sticks lmaooooo.

@Totoro can you explain soulstices verse to me via pm?

^fuckin rights. agreed. Frisbee is legit too hahahaha. and not fag league shit. just back alley beer drinkin stunting trick catches mad curve throwin over fences shit g


DEF one handed backhand split. Federer is my one man crush on this planet

i casted my vote @PancakeBrah dont worry. i realized i dont give a shit.

Roddick's serve tho


I got a Prince O3 senior year HS.. been MURDERING dudes with a hard flat 1st serve... and the tension i have set up means w/ the 1 hand backhand i still get decent rebound w/ less support, brb drop shots w/ nutso backspin

I'll show - got like 4-6 more lines to go. Got these goddamned students bothering me from finishing all "Mr what do we do? Mr can you please teach us?" and I'm just like "stfu I got the Winter tourney, bitches, get off my back." Fucking annoying

I still rock the Pure Drive. I love Fed's one handed backhand but it's getting to the point where he needs to adapt and change cuz it's no longer a weapon. He used to have sick backhand winners, but now it's just serviceable. Word @ the man crush though, Fed's the man.

TIME TO START WRITING

lol nah I've started
for jokes

YOU WANT TO SEE A JOKE UNZIP YOUR PANTS CROSSBOW MAN

wise coming with the hooks

Federer is GOAT.

One time I was being babysat at my grandparents house and our babysitter was really into tennis. She was weird. We watched tennis, me, her, and my brother. I'm not sure how the conversation lead to this point, but the conversation concerned breaking of necks. I was 10, my brother 8. She asked my brother if he wanted her to demonstrate the hand position someone would use to break a neck on him (she didn't state it so matter of factly). He declined. She babysat us a few times after that. Nothing really interesting happened.

Pics or it didn't happen.

In first grade our teacher asked us “what would people from the 1800’s think if they were here in this classroom with us now” so kids answered typical first grade answers “what funny clothes are those?” ”what is this building?” and then the smarter kids would answer a bit more existentialistically “why am I here?” “where are we?”I think I answered something funny as I always did like “who are all these midgets?” and “woman can read?” the class laughed at the first one, and only the boys laughed at the second one. After a list of long typical first grade answers, coupled with ridiculous, yet insightfully dumb questions “how old am i?” technically if they knew they were 200 years into the future, that’s a pretty good question to ask, but nobody really would answer that, hence it being a dumb question. My teacher (this is first grade) gets almost upset and goes, ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU THINK THEY’D ASK THAT? THEY’D QUESTION THEMSELVES FULLY, THEY’D BE TERRIFIED OF OUR ADVANCED TECHNOLOGICAL STRUCTURE AND BE TERRIFIED, THEY WOULD HIDE IN THE CORNER OR REACT EVEN VIOLENTLY. THEY WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEMSELVES, WE’VE CREATED A MASS SOCIETY, SO UNBELIEVABLY LARGE THAT IT STRETCHES FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE EARTH, THEY WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

And I remember thinking, thomas edison was a pussy if he was scared of a bunch ofmidgets, though my thoughts were a bit censored, and I said stuff like “thomas edison is such a baby wow.” and I didn’t understand that his initial fear was that of his unknowing. His initial fear was that he didn’t know anything. We like to pretend if we did that to ourselves we’d react like someone in a movie - but we most likely wouldnt. I understand that now, after about a thousand books, read, reading about philosophical endeavors, endless amounts of studying, endless amounts of writing, literally burying my head into dictionaries, glossaries, thesaurus’s, encyclopedias, articles. After almost 2 decades. I understand this, and honestly, my teacher was an asshole for that. I was in the fucking first grade. I was 6 bitch. Fucking 6.

I remember I was in 1st grade and the teacher told us to write about our moms and dads relationship and me and this black kid were the only ones with divorced parents. And he says “my parents are divorced” And I thought that was exclusive only to me so I go “my parents are divorced too!!!” and my teacher goes “there there… write about your grandparents then” I’m like I never met them. So I wrote about my dog. or drew my dog. one of them. who cares it was fucking first grade.

I don't lie, @Certain.

I had a long ass vote typed out for Wise vs. Vivid and my browser crashed. fuark.

The site was down for 15 minutes or so.

Does anyone ever lean back on their bed to stretch, extending their arms in a "Y" shape, bringing both heels very near to their buttox vicinity, but a little lower so they're touching the bed. And them kick your little booties frantically? I'd imagine it looks hilarious but it is quite exuberating...js

@Certain can you call captain obvious and BONE HIM IN THE BUTT?

In the first grade I was santa Clause in the school Christmas play and I shit my pants the morning of while in my santa pants

Where's that verse, Figurative?

AEHHHHH.I'M JUST NOT FEELING A VERSE TODAY

I'm more than halfway through.

I call you "Figurative" when I mean to get serious with you because I'm your mother.