You're closer to my age, yeah?

Kids like Cake and Split say such stupid things because they've lived their entire lives with an internet. They don't know life without it and what a true revolution this whole thing has been. Our generation watched it all happen from childhood through high school. That's why I hate seeing myself or anyone born in the early 80s get lumped in with "millenials". I grew up with commies trying to nuke me, newfangled touchtone telephones, tvs with UHF and VHF knobs, VHS and mixtape cassettes, saturday morning cartoons, video arcades and pinball machines, DARE/McGruff, staying out until the street light came on, pay phones, and a whole host of other things the "millenials" have no experience with.

They're from an entirely different planet with on demand access to everything, "terrorism" / "zero tolerance", and an always-on, always-available social and informational web with unlimited information. They sure as hell didn't spend $2000 on Encyclopedia Brittanica or learn the Dewey Decimal system and Card Catalogs.. or buy their stuff from the JC Penney catalog..

me to

Wow. Probably the worst post in the history of netcees. Well done.

lemee taste your tears, child.

Corny.

Morning

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Anyone else want lucky charms and a mimosa right now?

Reading through my drunk posts is cringe worthy. Better than drunk texting/calling I suppose.

it happens to the best of us!

I don't want to get out of bed right now. I probably should've been up an hour ago.

two nights in a row i hit the one hitter before tv in bed

two mornings in a row my wife has woken me up 15m after my alarm asking why i didnt get up (she gets home shortly before i get up)

these two things are probably related

I wanted to call in sick today but I had some deadlines to hit.

I might call in tomorrow to make up for it.

Makes sense in my mind. Equilibrium and shit.

@fresh decided to make his topical pink slip with me due tonight.

which means he won't be able to vote in aowl which means his opponent just got a free W?

y/n?

WHAT IF HE WERE TO WIN DIODE!?

HATH THOU CONSIDER THIS?

MANY A GREATER MAN THAN YOU HAS LOST DUE TO OVER CONFIDENCE. DO NOT TAKE FRESH LIGHTY. FLESH LIGHTY.

sounds like someone has their dick stuck up a flesh lighty

cake you read his verse this week

come on

short of a ghost writer i am taking a walk in the park here

I read the first few lines. Rhymes seemed okay. I don't often read verses unless its to vote.

it's dictionary vomit rife with errors.

i totally didn't make it to the gym either -___- i woke up crazy cold too so that just made me not want to move!

It was freezing this morning too, down in the low 60s. Now I'm at a brisk 78. @big baby

Dictionary Vomit Rifle.

Imagine that.

I'm going to eat some Jimmy Johns for lunch.

Can't imagine how furious that makes everyone.

Bitches