Bow down to me. I love that haiku though. But no.... you cannot touch my cock.

I know of a broken heart that needs mending if anyone cares

Ode to Witty > Haiku King Ra. Cock

was bumpin nujabes at work, this old lady that kicks rocks around in the parking lot sometimes had me write it down for her. so i wrote "nujabes instrumentals" on the back of her receipt and restored my faith in this timeless art form.

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Patrown

You are a scholar and a saint

Although the halo may be crooked, we like you that way

Tip of the cap to yah

Nothing subtle about the title you gave my haiku huh?

Edit: Also can you guys next week or even the week after that, because I'm sure it's not a big gap now, start posting the full rankings in the season regarding post season and shit so I know how hard I have to try?

Thanks nig

But yo, who listened to the mmlp2 leak?
I'm fucking pissed my pc is gone, can't hear it on this phone or tablet. Grrrrrrr

Will a YouTube playlist work for you? (Take the period out after the H.)

h.ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7wop8umWDQ&list=PLQVtnyRbDkZr8T8l3_JutKlF B_-5Ipnnx

Im going to submit the record updates for week 5 now and ill try to get rankings posted tonight.

Don't rush

I know for the most part everyone is basically hovering around .500 and basically sitting on the cusp of playoffs with everyone else.

Again, let me know if you know of some type of help I can be in order for you to continue to compete in this shitty league ;)

League records have been edited into the mag. I put up an explanation of how rankings will work. it is only mid season so knowing your exact ranking doesn't mean much. but this will give you an idea of where you stand. it will change week to week. so just keep winning.

when we get closer to the final week ( Week 10) I will go in and make official standings. it will be a massive undertaking but I will have them up by week 8.

Em da gawd, btw

I am pretty fucking impressed with the write night pieces. How's the voting work for it?

Drugs are good for you guys. Just saw bad grandpa blazed with that Jehovah's Witness girl. It had its moments.

Everyone ranks their five favorites.

Right on, what's the deadline on submitting the rankings and where do you post them? I'm supposed to be going out and doing blow all night, I imagine I'll be sleeping most of the day and not rational enough to give a proper ranking while twooked

As long as its in moderation and not injected, I fully agree... You knock on her panty door yet?

Tried that last week and got the I need to wait bullshit. I can dig it. For a few more days.

There will be several days to vote.

Cool cool, thanks certain, and, you got a legit lol from with that crater face white netcees line...