I feel like this is worth revisiting after the ending for everyone alive at the 30 minute mark was a bunch of sunshine and lollipops

You are not wrong.

I was just hoping for a white walker to show himself as Jon went north. Only thing that could have saved it

I had a similar thought but was hoping for it to be danni who’s eyes opened blue at the end given the whole legend about light bringer (drogens firey blast of the throne being imagery for the legend of sword of light) and the whole story about the prince of promised creating a white walker mrs by stabbing her with a valerian steel an all that jazz

Anyway - we always have the first 6 series I guess

On a side note - Brans a total dick with no empathy - some protecter of the realm

Clearly can read future and didnt think after they killed the night king to be like
Aiyyo famalam
Danni going to murder every mother fucker and jons going to end up exiled despite being the most decent guy... so imma warg into her dragon real quick an just kill her moment the bells ring and all her armies. Then let’s do the last thirty minutes of the show but I’ll be the master of whisperers cus... durr I’m up in everyone’s business and John can be king and we won’t have a master of war cus we clearly all want peace now

Then let’s hear the end of the fucking Tyrion brothel joke

Agreed... Not even bran anymore... It's a collective conscious that sat back and let everything pan out so he can be king. I thought for sure the 'the end?' moment would come from bran looking nefarious somehow

3ER is a dick and was after the crown the whole time.

I was waiting for BRAN's eyes to light up blue tbh.. remember, the NK touched that dude.

the brothel joke is actually known

Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.

Madame: What can we do for you?

Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.

Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?

Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this donkey.

Madame: And what about the third wish?

Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knees

Madame: Well that one's not so bad?

Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!

You have no idea how happy this has made me my man

Thank you

Super disappointed