once beatboxed a rabid bear to sleep with naught but a kazoo and a condom wrapper

This lame faggot needs a nasa satelite to identify the coordinates of boogers in his nose.

This fool burns house hold items and throws them in the neighbors yards each night. Comes out with puzzled look on face like "idk must be something with government"

sneaks self-loathing into unlicensed gun shows

Nigga needs daniel bryans yes movement to pick them boogers too....sheeeit.

At this point it's just rude.

This nigga lubes up with wd-40 then hand frictions while ghost writing dungeons and dragons fan fiction

them starry-eyes say he BELIEVE in the great Beyond & yet his wording is more trash than his Sam's Club sales rack feng shui

Looks like Neil Degrasse Tyson discovered he had a galaxy in his own chin and had to run another season of the Cosmos to discuss i t

Looks like C-bear and Jamal had a baby

Looks like Queen Latifah in set it off but in the scene when they wore the clear masks one melted into her face and became embedded and skin grew over the top

This nigga headbutts ppl chin first

No fair

Looks like Gary Sheffield giving a motivational speech to porcupines

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOL

looks like he gargles Mac Sauce

Lookin like he just fingered a bitch for the first time and wanna see what pussy smell like

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fuckkkkk y'all seein this rite above that weaksauce E Street gang sign??? even this dude's BACKPACK got a chinstrap. Lookin softer than Yogi Berra stool on Charmin Ultra. dead @ this guy saying he would ever shoot someone in any situation ever. dude caught the metrosexual & rode it to the very last stop. Center of gravity right below his cleft, kid is his OWN round trip. lookin like he chases vodka tonics with calcium chews. lookin like Xzibit swapped 20/20 sight for 30% bodyfat and a host of gastrointestinal problems that prohibit him from experiencing any sort of adrenaline rush or modicum of self-confidence. lookin like actin his whole life straight off the script for max dosage Kpins. gets the shakes from shaking strangers hands like any human contact resonates w/ his harmonic frequency.

Lookin like proposition joe got scalped by an autistic seminole

looks like Bartolo Colon when he played for the A's got caught taking steriods and is over emotional so he is watching Wendy Williams and getting choked up that she is more manly than him

dudes cellulite exhibits perfect Brownian motion

Split sometimes I have no idea wtf ur tlkn bout

Lol. Context clues=my Savior

NOOOOOOooo hahaha