went to a Coldplay concert on 250 mg of DXM and spent six hours in a dark place he never wants to return to

thinks he's being edgy by asking his hairdresser to "surprise me"

flips faultily wired USB- powered fleshlights to unsuspecting white youths

Looking like Chris pauls twin brother cliff paul

Looking like he wears David beckham cologne and posh spice tampons

Looking like he watches hanging with mr. cooper while he irons his khakis

This nigga looks like a russel westbrook outfit

The books better then the movie nerdy ass faggot.

Looking like he quotes sonnets and studies vegetation.

has a malcolm x tramp stamp

protest macklemore concerts

has a black otterbox on a white iphone

Everest commercial guy looking ass nigga.

published collection of haikus about steve jobs and murs

hahaha

could witness cell growth from 6 yards away before you

confirms race of donator before making purchases at the salvation army

tries to get discounts on dimebags with his community college ID

lost virginity at age 19 on an equality field trip with his freshman photography class

Once wore a kufi to a Baptist Church

convinced his school to pay for his chicken patties for the year on the basis of "racial reparations"

Hates everyone named Toby

Stared in high school theatre rendition of roots

Born in Portland, Kenya