I'ma stick a weave on big baby when he asks for extensions

cake plz do admin stuff and stop with silly q's

tfw you don't know if she likes an artist because she knows you do, or if she legitimately enjoys the artist

KINDA FUCKING AMPED FOR THIS TOURNEY OUTCOME NOW

@Vulgar

I'll want a rematch with you next season

yeah shit up couch

@Split Eight are you a vic mensa fan as well?

so i've noticed we're all sort of affable in here. it's cute.

i am about half done @Totoro i should finish tonight.

I granted @trap an extension via telepathic communication

happy that big baby da big baby decided to post vs. Z-Y-G. that is definitely my favorite match so far. very contrasting styles. going to be a really difficult vote..

english eat a bag of monkey dicks with your earl gray you streetwalking BITCH

I think I'm feeling inspired today. It's a beautiful day. Yesterday I took the closest pic of a bald eagle I've ever taken. It's a powerful thing. 8 ft wingspan.

u have a beautiful spirit bro

I'm going to buy some gewürztraminer for my bitch. i mean girlfriend. its her bday tomorrow. her bat mitzvah should be fun.

How old is she turning. I've never heard of that German thingy but I googled and looks good. Wine fucks me up. I'm a binge drinker though. Very off putting sometimes. Got yakked the fuck out right after I posted that crazy thread, weds. had no clue that was coming. Almost thought my pops was going to swing on me Thursday (Old man has a very short fuse). He apologized for exploding in my face though. I've just been stresssssssed lately. Car took a dump. Pulled over for expired tags. Just got the o2 censor put on yesterday. Need to find another roommate. Blah. How old is your girl turning?

THIS BIT HURT MY FEELS.

wait...

http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/...ps6ef5b801.jpg

...most thoughtful birthday present i've had in about 8 years. mainly because i don't (let people) do them.

google bat mitzvah next.

what crazy thread?

bingeing is for the birds man. keep a steady habitual buzz. stay functional. sucks about your car homie i assume public transit in portland aint really shit..

Dude last year at work (was working at a golf course then) there was a golden eagle just chillin with its head furled up backwards in its body, i thought it was fake at first and started to walk away but then threw a stick to check and it slowly unwinded its head and looked at me, I was literally in arms reach of the thing. I noticed it was injured later watching it move around so I called the wildlife reserve people and they picked it up, the thing died a few days later of nature causes, old age. One of the craziest fucking things ever, I wrote a verse on it instantly while it was still fresh in my head


Not sure what the size difference between golden eagles and bald eagles is but the talons on that motherfucker were scary as shit, and bright yellow. The thing was taller then my waste perched there injured so I'd imagine its wingspan was pretty fuckin huge too

Naked bitch running around outside mid day thread.. But yeah I have a breathalyzer on the whip til April 26th.. So I can't really drink during the week. Cuz I start work at 5:30 am. My car didn't "take a shit" really just had to get it up to emissions standard. The whole keep Oregon green thing.

And yeah eagles are cray. I've worked at a golf course for years. Saw a coyote ten ft from me on Thursday as well. Hawks are all over the place here. The eagles put them to shame. Usually eagles don't let you get close to them at all. Sucks that one died though.

@Nigma I don't think trap is going to show. He PM'd me awhile ago saying he wouldn't be able to post. I held out hope he'd change his mind but it seems that he won't be showing.