i think it means how many of their missions are available bruh

i stopped playing, i did one heist and started prepping for the other, but i can't bring myself to play it anymore. i just wanna run amok on the online mode.

Can't believe ppl already beat this

Some guy got 100% in 30 hrs

i just got this yo

only played to the first save point or whatever. when the black dude first gets home. i don't trust myself yo, i got work tomorrow.

first thoughts

the game is beautiful. love how the cars handle. the production of it hearkens back to the ps2 games for me, meaning i actually enjoy the cutscenes. not retarded shit like NIKO MY COUSIN IS IN TOWN LETS GO PLAY POOL.

but word.

ONE THING THO

how come my dude dives on his head?

i jumped off a building twice, and both time he divebombed right onto his head. wtf lmao

its hilarious, but why?

Can someone explain me how to use stock market?

the best way to do it is with those assassination missions Lester gives u


go on your phone, click on the money/ investing, markets, then click which one you wanna invest in and how many shares


if you wanna make decent returns, you have to buy a LOT of stock. Either buy a company with low, low, low prices that has done well on the graph, and sell once you think its danger of going down


or buy stocks that are on the upswing (not at the top of the graph) and sell quickly before a downturn so u dont get boned

ive made a lot of dough through stocks though. i dont think companies csn go out of business, so at worst you just have to wait mad long to get ur money back

I just gave that Mexican guy his wife back

What % am I done w/ it?

I finishes the story around 70

WORD.

I know I don't have as much time and all since I work/got a kid, but yo.. dudes on reddit saying story mode only takes 2 days to beat. pssshh

I spent legit 10+ hours on the game one day, I mean it was a weekend. So fuck it.

The story takes about 30 hours. Back to back to back, no fucking around, no failing, no dying. Lol

Flying is retarded

what are some creative/ interesting things to do in free roam??

i like driving to the hood and flipping people off.. started a huge ass gang war because two gangs were tryna gun me down, and got caught in each others crossfire.

I blow up shit fuck you split. I take out an RPG and blow up a cop car. Then I get out the fucking Anton Chigurh special, the fucking silenced shotgun and I just headshot pedestrians. Then I get in my fucking infernus and hightail it. When I steal cars I fucking use the sniper rifle to kill the driver. Fucking easy. Fuck you split eight you fucking hipster car fucking enthusiast. TELL US ABOUT THE SUSPENSION AND TORQUE OF THE GTA CARS. ILL BE OVER HERE FUCKING UP THE SKYLINE

so does anyone know why they just divebomb onto their heads?

go jump off a building in the game. dude just jumps right onto his head

Idk but Trevor's superman headbutt is the best technique in the GTA universe.

How do you flip people off and how do you headbutt pple?

yo, they should have had the low rent strip club in the north area where Trevor stayed at the beginning, with the low class trailer hoes
lmfao. that shit would have been clever

Man these scuba and submarine missions are a chore